21 January 2023 , 15:10
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Stacey Solomon has completely ruled out intimacy with Joe Swash as she nears the end of her pregnancy, she has revealed in a hilarious Instagram update.
The 33-year-old Loose Women host told her followers earlier today that she and her husband, 41, felt like ‘competition winners’ after her father offered to take all four children out of their hands for the day.
But after going years without the pair being completely child-free, Stacey revealed that she had no idea what she and Joe would do with all their free time - and called on her followers to help.
“We look like competition winners,” she told her fans of a smiling mirror selfie of them both getting ready to make the most of the day.
Stacey Solomon and Joe Swash have the day to themselves today
But the Loose Women star has ruled out intimacy in a hilarious rant (staceysolomon/instagram)“We actually have no idea where to go! We are getting in the car and hoping for the best.
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“What do people do on a Saturday afternoon with no kids? Any suggestions welcome,” she told her followers.
After sharing a few of her favourite responses - some of which included the suggestion of heading for a bite to eat, going to the cinema or getting some well earned rest - one follower decided to go for the slightly more X-rated activity.
“Have some sexy time to get baby moving,” one follower suggested to the star in her next story upload, which Stacey was hilariously opposed to.
Stacey and Joe are enjoying a day out without the kids for the first time in years (Instagram)
Stacey is looking forward to some time alone (staceysolomon/instagram)She told her followers whilst she was in the car with Joe: “And obviously, this was Joe’s favourite answer. In fact, it was the first thing he said to me when dad came and picked up the kids.”
Joe protested: “You’re saying it like I was right off the mark,” to which Stacey replied: “No, you are! It’s a physical impossibility right now.”
“You said to me, ‘My dad’s picking the kids up, it’s just me and you… That is definitely a hint that it’s time,” Joe snapped back.
“No! It’s not time. How would it even happen? I honestly don’t know how people do it, I can’t even put my own socks on,” Stacey responded with a side-splitting answer.
“I would do it,” Joe meekly suggested.
Now in fits of hysterical laughter, Stacey added: “I can’t even walk up the stairs without hyperventilating. If you think I can do anything like that right now… I can’t move properly.
“Look at me,” she urged her other half, gesturing towards her huge bump. “Look at me!”
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It looks like the pair might have to stick to an activity outside of the bedroom for the time being.