JEREMY Clarkson launched into a sweary rant at his camera man who filmed him as he struggled to squeeze into a Lamborghini.
The former Top Gear host attempted to clamber into the supercar for a spin, but had some difficulties getting behind the wheel.
He guffawed: "Oh f**k off" as the person filming him joked that the entrance was "not so smooth".
Jeremy also reverted to sneaky tactics to distract the cameraman from capturing his tight squeeze on film, gasping: "Look at that! That's amazing!" while clearly pointing at nothing in the distance.
The 6ft 4in TV presenter quipped that it was his love of beer making him too rotund to fit into the luxury spots car.
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This prompted his favourite booze brand to get in on the joke.
Hawkstone shared the video on their Instagram page, adding: "If you really love your Hawkstone there can be some mild side effects…"
Fans flocked to the comments to offer silly solutions to his problem.
One person wrote: "Some KY jelly all over and slip in. Then hopefully you don’t give birth as you travel. Or is that just a pillow under your shirt?"
Another giggled: "Was not necessary to cut off his head. This time."
A third praised his attitude, exclaiming: "I just love the belly! I’ll eat and drink what I want. What a man."
Jeremy's light hearted attitude to life also shines through in the trailer for his upcoming season of Clarkson's Farm, which is set to return to screens next month.
Adding humour to an otherwise painful accident, The Sun columnist Jeremy said: "You've got to get the health and safety equipment off the farm, it's really injuring people."