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Orlando Bloom goes full Zoolander in pretentious photoshoot

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Orlando Bloom goes full Zoolander in pretentious photoshoot
Orlando Bloom goes full Zoolander in pretentious photoshoot

FLAUNTING his six-pack and flouncing around a beach in an odd mix of dressing gown and pants, Orlando Bloom doesn’t seem like he finds fame difficult.

With his Zoolander Blue Steel poses in a series of similarly strange outfits, he looks more like the catalogue man who got the cream.

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Orlando Bloom on the Y-Front cover photoshootCredit: Flaunt/Kurt Iswarienko
In an interview with Flaunt magazine he reveals of his relationship with pop star Katy Perry: 'There’s definitely never a dull moment'
In an interview with Flaunt magazine he reveals of his relationship with pop star Katy Perry: 'There’s definitely never a dull moment'Credit: Getty
The (effluent) pipe dream
The (effluent) pipe dreamCredit: Flaunt/Kurt Iswarienko
The ripped look - and we mean the tarpaulin
The ripped look - and we mean the tarpaulinCredit: Flaunt/Kurt Iswarienko

Yet in an interview with Flaunt magazine to accompany the fashion shoot, the British actor — worth around £30million — offers a less-than-positive view of being a celeb that seems straight out of the luvvie handbook.

“It’s like getting into a burning vehicle, right?” Orlando explains.

Crazy arrow

 “Like, OK, just make sure you got a safety team, because you’ve got to have a fire-retardant suit on, a helmet, the gloves, you’ve got to get into the suit and everyone’s going to go, ‘Oh my god, it’s on fire, look at it’.

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“Anyone who tells you different, I think, has maybe drunk the Kool-Aid, or bought the wrong ticket, because it’s a job.”

Orlando, who has starred in The Lord Of The Rings and Pirates Of The Caribbean film franchises, also credits Buddhism for helping him not to feel jealous of other stars in Tinseltown.

The first-day-at-school look
The first-day-at-school lookCredit: Flaunt/Kurt Iswarienko
The return of Man at C&A
The return of Man at C&ACredit: Flaunt/Kurt Iswarienko
The Sixties knitting pattern
The Sixties knitting patternCredit: Flaunt/Kurt Iswarienko
Orlando tries out naked paddleboarding with Katy Perry in 2016
Orlando tries out naked paddleboarding with Katy Perry in 2016Credit: Xposure

He says: “I think there’s a lot of competition in our industry, absolutely, but I’ve never been trying to compete with anyone other than myself.

“(Someone like) Tom Cruise is the head of this crazy arrow that is that sort of movie star idea, and that’s a life that I’m not sure what it must be like sometimes for his mind . . .  I try to have understanding for everybody’s process, because mine has been really unique also.”

As for his relationship with pop star Katy Perry, he says: “There’s definitely never a dull moment.”

Which also applies to quirky fashion shoots like this one, presumably.

Orlando Bloom wearing Missoni on the cover of Flaunt Magazine
Orlando Bloom wearing Missoni on the cover of Flaunt MagazineCredit: Flaunt/Kurt Iswarienko


  • Photographed by Kurt Iswarienko
  • Styled by Monty Jackson  at A-Frame Agency
  • Groomer: Lori Guidroz
  • Producer: Garett Quigley
  • Coordinator: Ryan Wanat
  • Digital Tech: John Schoenfeld
  • Location: Casa del Mar Inn
  • Flaunt Film: Yong Kim at Otto Motto

Hayley Minn

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