Donald Trump has become a wanted man as a sperm donor - after a top comic's spoof video has sent wild POTUS fans begging for the chance to have his baby.
A leading Trump impersonator is baffled by hardcore fans of the ex POTUS, who have begged him for sperm samples after a skit went viral. Long term impersonator John Di Domenico filmed a six minute comedy segment on his YouTube Channel as Trump promoting his new business venture of semen sales at $1000 a pop.
But the long term entertainer was stunned when fans did reach out to purchase “Trump Spunk” after he delivered a ketch where the ex leader raised cash by selling his fluids. John, who was actually given Trump’s endorsement as his “favourite” impersonator, created the comic concept as part of his famous money making schemes. In the video he declares a range of wild comments including "With my Trump nut custard you can cleanse the blood of this country and create super family! Hand Made.
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But the long term entertainer was stunned when fans did reach out to purchase “Trump Spunk” after he delivered a sketch where the ex leader raised cash by selling his fluids
Long term impersonator John Di Domenico filmed a six minute comedy segment on his YouTube Channel as Trump promoting his new business venture of semen sales at $1000 a popHe names the “freshly made” plasma as “love lava, MAGA baby batter”, “Trump nut custard” and “MAGA erectile projectile” announcing: “an army of pure blood Trumps marching to make America Great Again.”
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Reacting to requests, John laughed: “I was shocked people have messaged me asking to order more than one sample. I guess it is so great and such a compliment when the comedy you’re doing is within the realm of possibility.” He did consider for comedy really prepping products to see whether anyone would be keen, but now admits the demand is overwhelming.
Donald Trump speaking at an NRA even on Friday evening“The Trump spunk on the video is coconut, which I melted down. I was thinking, if we did sell this as a joke what would this require? First the price is a thousand dollars. We would never get that. But I could have put a kit together with the jar, bath salts and a candle to elevate the romantic mood and a Trump blow up doll or something.
“But I just stuck to the spoof video. The last thing I have time for is packaging a box of these items. But because there's nothing on my website and or YouTube pages, other than T-shirts, people started asking me about it," John, who keeps politics out of his comedy, says that his sperm sale idea was borne out of Trump’s recent campaigning comments.
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump (Getty Images)“Trump has had a long fascination with bloodlines and genes and he's really into that. But there was a campaign speech in 2020 where he was railing against the refugees and all the racial justice stuff, where he was talking about we have to purify the blood and we have to cleanse the blood.
“And he started talking about “cleansing” at the last few rallies and how the immigrants are poisoning the blood. So I thought what’s next. The best gene - and that would be Trump semen. I just thought, well, knowing him that consider he just got the $83 million judgment, he really needs to start selling everything.
“So I thought the perfect thing to sell would be his sperm because when you watch these rallies, these women just love him, think he's sexy. and they would do anything for him. They have the evangelicals falling all over him. So I thought if he actually sold his sperm, people would buy it.
“People would buy it just to have it, and then women would buy it to inseminate themselves so they could have a Trump baby. You can see the cult-like level of how they feel about Trump.”
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