26 March 2024 , 14:11
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A woman doesn't know whether to laugh or cry after her plumber boyfriend stole her toilet following their breakup. She decided to end things with her boyfriend because he 'doesn't pay his way' and 'refuses to tip service staff' - both traits she doesn't want in a long-term partner.
Shortly after their breakup, she went to lie down in her bedroom while he packed his bags to leave their shared house. But she ended up falling asleep while he collected his belongings - and when she woke up, she discovered her toilet was missing.
In a resurfaced Reddit post, she said: "I split up with my boyfriend yesterday. I fell asleep while he was packing and he stole my toilet. He's a licensed plumber so he knew what he was doing. I won't lie I've been laughing about it too. Every breakup just gets more and more interesting."
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He stole her toilet (imgur.com)
Her new toilet (imgur.com)Going into further detail about her reasons for the breakup, she added: " Nothing about him makes sense. [He's] the cheapest motherf***er I've ever met. He refuses to tip servers at restaurants because that's how they do it in Japan (according to him) and wouldn't pay the power bill for the whole time we lived together."
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Without another toilet in the house, she was forced to run to Taco Bell every time she needed to relieve herself. But, thankfully for her, she managed to get in touch with another plumber and now has a brand new toilet to go on.
Commenting on her post, one user said: "This is f***ing hilarious - I'm so sorry about the breakup and losing a toilet, but that's so f***ing random it's funny. He removed it very clean at least." Another user added: "At least you can paint that spot on the wall now."
A third user joked: "Police were called, they saw the hole in the bathroom and are looking into it. Meanwhile, they have nothing to go on." One more user added: "And the toilet paper which seems a bit redundant..."