A TORY candidate on national telly compared himself to a “maestro playing the piano” when massaging women.
Wannabe MP Will Goodhand is one of four Conservatives with a past life in reality TV, hoping to swap the small screen for the Commons.
In 2005 Mr Goodhand appeared on Channel 4’s Beauty and the Geek, a “social experiment” that paired “seven male geeks” with “seven beautiful women”.
On the show, he recounted his new experiences with women.
Speaking of one such experience, the candidate for West Bromwich said: “I took her top off and undid her bra.
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“If you’re going to ask a maestro to play the piano, you’ve got to clear the area and let him get to work.”
Describing giving a massage to a fellow contestant, he added: “It was for the duration of a fair few love songs that I massaged the oils into Elissa’s delicious torso.”
Mr Goodhand was also filmed going shopping for his partner on the show.
Discussing clothing sizes with a shop assistant, he said: “I think she might be C-cup? What are you?”
“Could they be big but be C? She’s carrying a lot of luggage.”
He added: “Alex has some undoubted assets, and I wanted to choose things that are going to flatter them.”
Alongside Mr Goodhand, other ex-reality TV contestants running in the election include Marisa Heath, who came 7th on Britain’s Next Top Model and Joe Williams, who took on the Big Brother House.
Approached about his appearance on the show, Will Goodhand said: “This was a dating show of its time.
"It’s not something that I would do or take part in now.”
