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My ASOS haul was a total fail - one made my boobs look awful for a start

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My ASOS haul was a total fail - one made my boobs look awful for a start
My ASOS haul was a total fail - one made my boobs look awful for a start

SHE wanted to look sexy and chic for her big birthday night out.

So Rachel decided to order a load of dresses from ASOS - and some from InTheStyle - in the hope that she'd find one that made her feel special for the evening.

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Rachel ordered a load of dresses to try on for her birthday night out, but her haul was a total failCredit: rachelspicer_
This red option did nothing for her figure and was unflattering on the cleavage
This red option did nothing for her figure and was unflattering on the cleavageCredit: rachelspicer_
This purple one was also a big no
This purple one was also a big noCredit: rachelspicer_
Rachel acknowledged that she's too pale to wear nude
Rachel acknowledged that she's too pale to wear nudeCredit: rachelspicer_

"It's my birthday on Sunday and my birthday night out on Saturday which gives me two days to find an outfit so fingers crossed," she began her TikTok video.

"We have multiple options in here - I need to find something that fits me, that suits me, that makes me feel good, so fingers crossed. I'm stressed, I've left it last minute again."

Things didn't get off to a good start with a long-sleeved nude striped number, as she said: " I don't know what this is.

I love flaunting my curves & it's not for the likes from menI love flaunting my curves & it's not for the likes from men

"I'm pasty, white and blonde - why do I always buy skin colour?

"I try and be like a nude girlie but I'm too pale to be into the nudes."

Secondly, she tried on a plunging purple dress, which she insisted was "not a vibe".

"My boobs need a little bit of help," she sighed.

"This has got no security.

"Okay I'm stressing now - we're two in and it's not going well."

The next dress - a red one - also did nothing for her cleavage.

"This is not good, this is not flattering," she raged.

"This is confusing. Sizing is confusing.

"Because I literally had the same dress but purple when I was looking for a wedding guest dress, in a size 16, normal.

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"And because this is an 18 plus size, this is massive.

"My boobs are looking terrible in this video.

"What even is this? They're not even down south, they're down south, east and west, like wah!"

A green one was up next, which Rachel said made her "look like a brick", followed by a brighter green number for which she was "too broad".

She concluded the haul with a black dress which had sashes attached, as she moaned: "What was I thinking?"

"That's it, I'm not going. Birthday's cancelled!"

Rachel then said she'd be ordering more dresses in the hope they did next day delivery ahead of her birthday weekend.

"Your videos make me chuckle! You look fab !!!" one person commented on the video.

"omg you just made my day," another added.

As a third wrote: "You make me laugh so much."

She said this one made her look like a "brick"
She said this one made her look like a "brick"Credit: rachelspicer_
This green one was too broad for her shoulders
This green one was too broad for her shouldersCredit: rachelspicer_
And she didn't know what she was thinking with this little black number
And she didn't know what she was thinking with this little black numberCredit: rachelspicer_

Sarah Bull

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