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Joey Essex is Love Island voice of reason as he ISN'T most stupid person in room
HARD to believe now, but three general elections ago, Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg was fighting to be seen with “voice of a generation” Joey E
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'British' and 'talent'... two of the obvious things lacking from BGT this year
IN a break with tradition, this year’s Britain’s Got Talent champion wasn’t declared by Ant and Dec, live on ITV, but by the Press several hours
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As Doctor Who's audience shrinks, the more unbearably self-important it becomes
THE Tardis landed slap bang on top of a cliff, this week, where Ncuti Gatwa’s Doctor took one sniff of the air and said: “Wales.”“How on Earth
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BGT's lifeblood is comics with no timing and knife-throwing pensioners not pros
VERY occasionally, the right act turns up on the right show at almost exactly the right time.Saturday’s Britain’s Got Talent, for instance, which
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Olly will blame Eurovision snub on bigotry rather than his inability to sing
THERE was a distinct pattern to television events this weekend, which began when a bloke in a dress called Tia Kofi came second last on The Weakest Li
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Clarkson’s Farm is a cultural phenomenon that's genuinely revolutionised TV
SAY what you like about David Beckham’s old friend Rebecca Loos, she certainly brought pig sex to the attention of the great British public.Then, ju
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If Phil kept piehole shut he’d have won Apprentice - only a fool could have lost
EVEN during a bad series of The Apprentice, every episode has one great moment that cuts through all the idle boasting, backstabbing and blah blah bla
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Dreadful This Town's viewing figures will be like a Ghost Town - it needs a plot
THE entire history of Great Britain, according to the BBC’s drama department: Part one.From the year dot, every single British person became rich be
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The Last Leg's Adam Hills' backtracking over Kate was cringe-worthy
JUST before David Potts was crowned Celebrity Big Brother winner 2024, Fern Britton offered this sincere toast in honour of her fellow ITV finalists.
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Strange prime-time presence of CBB is further proof ITV is at war with viewers
FOR all those of us who’ve dismissed Gen Z and millennials as useless, lazy, dumb, over-entitled, fragile, self-righteous egomaniacs, there was push
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Television comedy isn't quite dead - but we know the exact date when it will be
TELEVISION comedy isn’t quite dead, but we already know the exact date it’s due to expire.Monday April 8, 2024, in the early hours of the morning.
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Celebrity Big Brother's only hope is Uncle Gary spilling his guts about royals
POOR Kate Middleton. She’s recovering from “abdominal surgery”, her husband’s dad’s got cancer, the brother-in-law and his wife have both go
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BBC1's The Way is risible, unrealistic, pretentious and will age poorly
BLOODY Chernobyl. It’s nearly 40 years since that monster blew its top.Yet we still live with the consequences every week.Not the nuclear catastroph
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Trigger Point is the best British sitcom currently on TV, no contest, here's why
THE best British sitcom ­currently on TV?No contest. It’s Trigger Point, where we follow the knockabout antics of Vicky McClure’s Lana Washington
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Apprentice’s snakes & double dealers are better off on Traitors... show is over
THERE were tears, “journeys”, sob stories and a hissy fit from Mollie after Harry walked off with 95 grand at The Traitors final.Key moment for me
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Gladiators, Michael McIntyre and Romesh mean Saturday night TV is actually funny
BBC news and current affairs are a woke joke.Its sport and comedy have gone the same way, while Beeb dramas now lag behind ITV and the soaps are all o
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There's a lot to dislike about The Traitors - it's in a class of its own for ego
FIRST of The Traitors to rear their head this year was Sonja with the most ill-advised words any TV contestant can choose.“I don’t really have an
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Gordon Ramsay cooked up the worst show of 2023 with Next Level Chef
2023, a very strange 12 months that began with two of ITV’s biggest stars, Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby, co-hosting This Morning and ended
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Sad sight of BBC ruining SPOTY lays bare their Sports Personality disorder
AN idea for 2024. Instead of parliamentary elections, referendums, reality show votes and popularity contests, we simply let the BBC declare the most
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Good Ship Murder is a load of old ship - it's so murderously awful but brilliant
LATE to the party as always, it’s taken a nudge from readers and Gogglebox to make me realise something a bit special has been happening on Channel
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The Crown's Liz is staggeringly good - it's why Diana's ghost keeps returning
FOUR mildly eccentric, hit-and-miss episodes into the new Netflix series, The Crown suddenly loses its mind and Princess Diana appears as a ghost.It
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I've no idea why TV is obsessed with Zoe Lyons but I know exactly how it started
BEFORE I get to the nuts of BBC1’s latest disaster, can anyone explain television’s slight obsession with comedian Zoe Lyons?All available evidenc
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Channel 4's Banged Up could be Alcatrash... but it's a brilliant piece of TV
MARCHING into Shrewsbury jail for his latest reality show stint, soap veteran Sid Owen was in an unequivocal mood.“Without acting,” he said, solem
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Mamma Mia! I Have A Dream? No. S.O.S. I have a nightmare
IN weeks such as this, you think there’s nothing left that can possibly shock you.Then, on Sunday night, Zoe Ball bounced into view with a damning s
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From wokealikes, right-on morons and no-brainers... Big Brother's sorry return
THE world is in chaos, the Palestinians are revolting, Putin’s finger hovers over the button.How, then, will television react to this bedlam and eas