All news by author: Jeremy Clarkson

WEDNESDAY was what we used to call a lovely summer’s day. Deep blue skies, a gentle breeze and people sitting in the park drinking wine, eating chee

LIKE almost every normal person in Britain, I’m struggling to work out which way I should vote in the forthcoming election.Here in the Cotswolds, ma

A GREAT many people have got it into their heads that Britain’s railways will only improve if the entire network is nationalised and run by the Gove

THERE have been many attempts over the years to get women into motor racing. And nothing’s ever really worked.Women-only formulas were introduced, b

WE had no spring. It just kept on raining. And it was cold. So it’s not surprising that travel companies are reporting a huge surge in demand for fo

IN the last few weeks, we’ve been told that there are now 2.7million adults in Britain who claim they are too ill to work.That’s a huge number and

IT started raining in the UK in the middle of October and hasn’t really stopped since.The ground is sodden. Rivers have burst their banks. Farmers a

WE’VE been told by our glorious leaders that refugee flights to Rwanda will begin this spring.Well might I suggest they don’t bother booking a big

I GET where Cycling Mikey is coming from.This is the social media warrior who decided, after his father was killed by a drunk driver, that he’d peda

WE were told this week that if we increase the amount of fish we eat by just one portion a week, we will never be ill and that this will save the NHS

THE Otter Trust is a delightful-sounding charity which works tirelessly to preserve the East Anglian countryside and save rare breeds from extinction.

AFTER the first series of Clarkson’s Farm aired, I went for lunch with a farmer friend who said: “If you want a storyline for the next series, try

THREE silly idiots who went on a pro-Palestinian march with pictures of paragliders sellotaped to their backs and their placards were arrested and cha

IN recent years we’ve come to know that maths is racist.And the same goes for climate change, master bedrooms, books, watermelons, swimming, blackbo

APPARENTLY, our war planes have been dropping bombs on the Houthis in Yemen again.And that does cause me to ask a question: Why?If there were two fami

I HAVE what feels like a cold. No. It’s not man flu. I’m not lying in bed demanding winter warming soup and a hot water bottle.I was up at six. I

AS I’m sure you know, Top Gear has reached the end of the line. And I’ve now made my last ever Grand Tour.Which means that, for the moment, the wo

KETAMINE was designed to tranquilise horses – but now it seems to have become extremely popular with teenage kids.And I cannot work out why.“It’

WE learned this week that the F-word was used 22,000 times on screen last year. That probably won’t surprise you.What might surprise you is that in

A SURVEY this week found that, to save money, more than half of us would be happy to not have a funeral.Really? Because what’s the alternative? Some

A POTTY-mouthed anarcho-capitalist politician called The Madman has become President of Argentina and everyone is now running around, waving their arm

POLITICIANS, boffins and business leaders met up this week to discuss the global threat posed by artificial intelligence.And so far as I can tell, the

EVER since the barbaric attack last weekend, social media has been full of people standing with Palestine or siding with Israel. But there’s been no

KATIE HOPKINS lives in my phone. Every time I pick it up, there she is, rabbiting on about how there’s a global plot to inject us all with poison an

PRINCE HARRY is to be commended for his commitment to the servicemen and women wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan.It’s certain he has a real empathy wi