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Gazza explains what Gareth Southgate is really like and jokes about £30k advert
England legend Paul Gascoigne, who spoke exclusively to The Mirror this week, calls on former team-mate Gareth Southgate to give Jude Bellingham freedom to express himself at Euro 2024
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Paul Gascoigne names ultimate England XI and details remarkable 'death row' meal
As England look to end 58 years of hurt at Euro 2024, one of the Three Lions' greatest ever players, Paul Gascoigne, spoke to us about football, life and much more
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Tom Brady admits he would not do Netflix roast again as it 'affected his kids'
Tom Brady was the subject of a Netflix roast, which reportedly upset his ex-wife Gisele Bundchen. The seven-time Super Bowl champion has now opened up on the comedy event
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Allardyce takes aim at Pochettino and says he'd take Chelsea job 'tomorrow'
Ex-England boss Sam Allardyce is staggered by the ineptitude of Chelsea's defending and jokes he's be happy to take over from the under-pressure Mauricio Pochettino at Stamford Bridge
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Brazilian footballer, 21, shot dead by gunman after returning to hometown
Felipe Diogo, a 21-year-old striker for Brazilian third-tier side Sao Bernardo FC, was shot dead by a gunman in Ribeirao Preto, Sao Paulo State on Tuesday evening
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'We’re divided on everything, but here’s an event the whole country can back'
I'm the moaniest Arsenal widow of all time, so if even I’m excited about the Lionesses making the World Cup final, it’s fair to say this is a pretty big deal
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Harry Maguire left Rashford "fed up" and 'called Fred idiot' in Man Utd spats
The former Manchester United captain has been on the wrong end of some furious rants from his own teammates during his disappointing four-year spell at Old Trafford
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UK's longest village sign pokes fun at Chelsea FC after 16th loss of the season
The Welsh village of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which has 11 Ls in its name, now jokes that Chelsea has more Ls
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Tragedy as boy, 7, and brother, 9 who loved football and Lego found dead
Their heartbroken dad of the two boys, who were found dead on March 9 alongside their mum, has paid an emotional tribute to his 'amazing' sons who he says were "full of joy, happiness, and life"
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Lumps on head of boy, 4, is cancer so rare it has never been seen in the world
Arthur Salters-Hoult, from Newcastle, Tyneside, was diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukaemia early this year after lumps began to appear on his head and throat and there was more bad news to come
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Joaquin signs off 23-year career with 10-word comment that sums him up
Real Betis captain and club icon Joaquin has confirmed he is retiring at the end of the campaign, drawing a close to his 23-year career at the top level of football
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Ryan Reynolds ups stakes in birthday battle with Rob McElhenney with comedy song
Ryan Reynolds has gone all out for Rob McElhenney's birthday, as he's released a song with a music video aimed at his Wrexham co-owner to celebrate the occasion
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How to watch Ted Lasso free with Apple TV+
The Diamond Dogs are back and viewers can watch not just season three but earlier episodes without spending a penny. Here's how
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Carragher made brutal 'seven' jokes as he mocked Man Utd legend on live TV
Jamie Carragher chose to poke some fun at ex-Manchester United goalkeeper Peter Schmeichel following Liverpool's 7-0 win at Anfield - and here are the full list of his cheeky jokes
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Warrington Wolves' Josh McGuire seeing double with Daryl Clark mirror image
Australian forward McGuire, 32, is a dead ringer for his Warrington team-mate with even his own wife admitting it's bizarre but they're teaming up on the field to get Wolves snarling again in Super League